MEME — peanut butter in a squeeze bottle. apparently.

BATCH 001 · OFFICIAL PEANUT BUTTER DEPT.

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THE FIRST SQUEEZABLE PEANUT BUTTER THAT MATTERS.

that's it. scroll if you need more information for some reason.

two flavors. one bundle. that's the catalog.

COMIC SANS? HELL YEAH.WE FW IT.

19.4 OZ. NET WT. FINE.

BATCH 00119.4 OZ

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OFFICIAL PEANUT BUTTER DEPARTMENT

THREE WAYS TO SPEND MONEY

two flavors. one bundle. 19.4 oz each. that is the entire catalog.

PBBATCH 001 · TINY

CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER

19.4 OZ (550 g)

first squeeze. big moment.

$11.99

CPBCBATCH 001 · TINY

CHOCOLATE COCONUT PEANUT BUTTER

19.4 OZ (550 g)

exsqueeze me?

$13.99

BUNDLEPRE-ORDER

PRE-ORDER

THE BOTH OF THEM

19.4 OZ + 19.4 OZ

buy the whole catalog. save $2.99. not a flex, just math.

batch 001 is gone. pre-order batch 002. ships early october.

$22.99$32

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WE DON'T HAVE A FACTORY

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experience

been eating PB for PROB 50ish years combined.

investors

also no

meetings

do snuggles count?

synergy

pass

brand guidelines

vibes

market research

over the sink

board of directors

more like bored of directors

customer service

meh

the peanut butter, however, is real.

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

JARS HAD A GOOD RUN(rip jars)

three steps. one of them is eating.

FLIP

advanced maneuver.

SQUEEZE

apply pressure to bottle.

RELEASE

we cannot help you from here.

MADE FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING

PUT IT ON THINGS

toast

eff yeah.

pancakes

syrup was so yesterday. these are PBcakes now.

your partner

do your thing, dog. probably tastes pretty good.

straight out the bottle

we don't make the rules.

origin story, kept short

JORDAN + EMILY

Jordan and Emily have day jobs. they made peanut butter anyway.

batch 001 was made by hand in a kitchen on August 22, 2026. it went online August 23, 2026.

THE ENTIRE COMPANY

JORDAN

HUMAN

EMILY

HUMAN

AI INTERN

UNPAID PROBABLY

DRAW OUR NEXT STUPID FACE

WE RAN OUT OF IDEAS. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE SOME.

pick a background. draw a face. make it weird. if we like yours enough, we might put it on a bottle and pretend we came up with it.

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LABELTHE ORIGINAL

GUIDE

DOWNLOADING IS NOT SUBMITTING. SCROLL DOWN AND HIT SUBMIT THIS MASTERPIECE OR WE NEVER SEE IT.

GIVE YOUR MEME A NAME (OPTIONAL)EMAIL (REQUIRED)

THE TINY EVIL PRINT

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Fine. Take my art, corporate monsters.

the boring legal version

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PERMANENT COLLECTION. UNFORTUNATELY.

STUPID FACE MUSEUM

art history had a good run.

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THE CONTENT

screenshot them. that's the marketing plan.

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WUT

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COMIC SANS? HELL YEAH.

YOUR MOM LOVES OUR SAUCE.

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EXSQUEEZE ME

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SQUEEZE RESPONSIBLY

internal memo 001: keep squeezing.

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nice.

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YOU GOT SQUEEZABLE PEANUT BUTTER BEFORE GTA VI

we thought about it a lot.